I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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