I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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