Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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