"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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