your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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