I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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