I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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