There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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