We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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