My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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