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  ok i said sorry. what else do you want?

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  100 blowjobs

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  (216): ok i said sorry. what else do you want? (740): 100 blowjobs http://tfl.nu/an0u
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  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...

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  (920): My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma... http://tfl.nu/z5wc
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?

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  (404): I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that? http://tfl.nu/s882
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  (718): View more from New York

  you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.

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  (718): you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke. http://tfl.nu/vku6
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  (917): View more from New York City

  No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.

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  (917): No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice. http://tfl.nu/ioca
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  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test

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  (608): and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test http://tfl.nu/8oo5
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  (207): View more from Maine

  did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?

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  (207): did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in? http://tfl.nu/zbg4
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  (619): View more from California

  Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.

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  (619): Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates. http://tfl.nu/i6q4
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  (501): View more from Arkansas

  After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...

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  (501): After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well... http://tfl.nu/7bm0
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  (305): View more from Florida

  I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."

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  (305): I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season." http://tfl.nu/ns3v
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.

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  (703): I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is. http://tfl.nu/y1ce
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  (540): View more from Virginia

  I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month

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  (540): I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month http://tfl.nu/lnqv
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  (443): View more from Maryland

  yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too

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  (443): yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too http://tfl.nu/ly7w
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  (503): View more from Oregon

  I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating

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  (503): I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating http://tfl.nu/0246
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  (218): View more from Minnesota

  I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.

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  (218): I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him. http://tfl.nu/9bz3
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