i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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