shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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