I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
he fucked my hip out of place.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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