her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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