What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Just cropdusted the office
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Never joke about your clitoris.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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