sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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