I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
