Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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