how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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