i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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