I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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