Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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