No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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