I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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