your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
