so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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