Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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