My first STD was from a foam party
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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