should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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