omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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