This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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