I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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