Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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