yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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