I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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