i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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