forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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