I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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