it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i think i have two assholes
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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