I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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