Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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