either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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