I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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