She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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