is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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