Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
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You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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