he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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