like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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