In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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