You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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