He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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