Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Swine flu. Run for my life!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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