Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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