bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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