i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"