His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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