Having a random hookup so left but love u
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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